BRITNEYS LITTL’N IS IN THE HOSPITAL

Britney Spears was back home in Kentwood, Louisiana this weekend for a quick visit home, but things took a turn for the worse when her 2-year-old son Jayden had to be rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon.  It might have been because he had just watched LSU quarterback Jarret Lee throw another fucking interception, and he passed out from screaming for Russell Shepard and Rueben Randle to please god hurry and get here.  Or maybe that was just me.  People says…

Jayden was taken to the hospital after suffering "a terrible allergic reaction. He had hives, was itchy and irritable," according to the source, who says that Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne, spent the night at the hospital with Jayden.As for what caused the reaction, "They're just not sure," said the source.Just prior to the incident, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, Lynne and Jamie Spears were enjoying a fun afternoon at the family's Serenity mansion, the boys' first trip out of California with their mother since she lost custody.

Why on earth do people have kids?  By all outward appearances, they’re nothing but one endless terrifying drama after another, a constant drain on your wallet, your social life and your peace and quiet.  Have a kid and your life just became 100 million times harder.  You might as well have chopped off one of your feet.  Are they cute?  Not really, not to anyone but you, but if that’s all you want get a dog and then fold a pirate hat out of some newspaper.  There.  Ta-da.

(picture source – splash news)