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November 13, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Alessandra Ambrosio is almost definitely the hottest piece of ass on the planet (other than your mom – ZING!), so of course she’s going to look spectacular in a bikini just two months after giving birth to a little girl. She’s like Wolverine. Her prettiness bounces right back and it's like nothing ever happened. She's just physically better than you or your friends. Not me though. I'm devastatingly handsome and more than one pleasantly surprised Bunny has commented that my semen taste like cherries.