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October 3, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Beyonce went walking around Miami today with a big glittery diamond on her finger and surrounded by five huge bodyguards, but I'm not sure it was enough. She's still so understated. How will people know she's important if she keeps playing it cool like this. Maybe she could hold a magazine up over her face. A magazine that has a close-up picture of her face and “BEYONCE” in big letters. Oh, and her feet should have some sparklers taped to them, and the bodyguard in front should be walking a black panther on a diamond encrusted leash. Yes, yes now we're talkin'.
(picture source = splash news)