SHE SCHEDULED SEX AROUND THE GYM

Guy Ritchie is allegedly telling council that his marriage to Madonna went from bad to worse when she started to plan their sex life, sometimes even weeks in advance, so it wouldn’t interfere with her workout routine or time in the gym.  The Daily Mail says

The revelation came as Guy sat down with lawyers to talk over the reasons why he felt the eight-year marriage broke down this week.A source close to the couple said: 'With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just another thing in the diary.  In the last couple of years, it was all schemed into the diary.'Guy of course felt this a tremendous turn-off to be at the same level of importance as, for example, her gym sessions and Kabbalah meetings.'As a consequence, their sex life died more than a year ago. It is no exaggeration to say that they had not shared a bed in a year when the divorce was announced. And when the sex died for them, the marriage was doomed.'

Guy is right to be upset about Madonna doing this.  Considering she looks like something you see in fairy tales, baking kids into pies or hiding under bridges, having that gremlin tell me I have to have sex with her next week really can’t be considered anything other than a threat.

(picture source = pacific coast)