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October 7, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
TMZ has some video up today (HERE) showing Holly Madison outside of a club last night, talking to the paparazzi about nothing in particular, but then at the end she confirms that she is no longer dating Hugh Hefner. Which leaves me in the awkward position of attempting to brag about having an exclusive (THIS ONE) without sounding like a total self-serving fag. I almost wish she had said it wasn’t true, they were still together, that way I could just pretend I never said it. Like Perez does. In related news, a very pleased young lady confirmed last night that my penis is humongous.