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October 29, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Heidi Klum would like to know whether you have milk or not in a new ad campaign she shot last week. It's not as good as my poster showing a girl with big jugs asking if I got milk, but it's as good as these dumb things ever get. I’m surprised milk doesn’t cost 800 dollars a glass considering how long they’re run these stupid ads for no reason. I assure the California Milk Processor Board, people are aware of milk. No one is gonna stumble into the dairy section and say, hey heres some of that "milk" I’ve been hearing so much about lately. Because of them and their stupid calcium I had to drink this crap twice a day for 15 years. Every single person involved with these can go F themselves.