ENOUGH ALREADY

Hollywood loves elections because actors are fucking idiots and an election gives them a reason to get in front of a camera and talk about something in the news.  They think it makes them look smart.  They spent the night before in Malibu doing coke off the hip of a 16-year-old model from Iowa City, but today they’re all business.  Before they was all like LOL, but then they serious'd the fuck up.  Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere star in this new video.  Jessica pretends to be some kind of shopping channel host selling muzzles, and Hayden is one of the models.  The point is, like, vote or you’re essentially being muzzled.  I think.  I have no idea.  I didn’t watch it.  I skipped through hoping they would kiss or something but it doesn’t look like they did so I just turned it off.  Watching the whole video might download some kind of horrible virus for all I know.  But good luck I guess.  Myspace me and let me know how it goes.