DAVID DUCHOVNY IS FIXED

On August 28th, David Duchovny checked himself into a rehab center for sexual addiction, although it was never quite clear why.  Some reports said he was simply addicted to sex chat rooms, others said he would try to bang pretty much any girl who stepped on the set of his TV show, "Californication".  Either way, good news, he’s cured!  People magazine says…

David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein."David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment."Duchovny has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

I don’t really care about this story anymore, but it does present another opportunity to post the blurry picture of that girl with red hair and big tits, and I do care that the People reporter who filed this story is named Ken Lee.  Could this be the same Ken Lee who stole Mariah Careys heart?  She didn’t even wanna live anymore, not if it meant tulibu dibu douchoo.  Looks like Ken has a lot of growing up to do.