ANGELINA MIGHT WANT TO GET MARRIED

Angelina Jolie has been married twice already and has said she’d never get married again, but now it seems she’s at least open to the idea.  At first I read this and got all excited but it turns out she meant with someone else.  People magazine says…

Asked if she plans to make an honest man out of Brad Pitt, the actress hints that they may end up tying the knot – under pressure from the kids."Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards," says Jolie."But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you're not?' "

I think a good answer to that question is because Shrek and Fionna are imaginary creatures who live in a fantasy world where husbands and wives don’t wanna fuckin kill themselves after 6 months.  That way the kids can stay swept up in the magic of movies.