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October 28, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Zac Efron and his awesome girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were in Hawaii over the weekend for some friends wedding. I guess that’s the kind of guy she’s into. Some girls find that type attractive I guess. I don’t get it but whatever. If she’s ready to upgrade, I'm right here baby. I was All-State in Push-Ups and French Kissing in HS, then went on to win the Admiral Bull Halsey Award for Achievements in Ass-Kicking while at the Naval Academy. And not just because of my awesome level of racism against enemies of the United States. These model type guys look pretty smug walking around the house in their underpants. Maybe a karate attack will take the blush out of those cheeks. HI-YA!