THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE WHOLESOME

The Jonas Brothers have a lot to learn about being famous celebrities.  In fact everyone at the VMAs this year were pretty low key with the dressing room riders.  

(Christina Aguilera’s) demands reportedly included four black bath towels and a dressing room decked out with vanilla-scented candles, not to mention a space heater and two bottles of Verve Clique champagne to give her a little kick before the show.The Jonas Brothers are said to have insisted on apple juice at room temperature for their backstage needs and added eight Red Bull Sugar free beverages, plus 6 regular Red Bulls and 24 pieces of California sushi rolls as part of their dressing room package.

These guys are fags.  I would have been like Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights.  High as fuck in just a bathrobe, a shirtless Japanese boy throwing fire crackers, peacocks, guns, sirens, some hot Asian girl with big tits dressed as a snow bunny.  Just total madness.  I like to think if I were famous I would request all that stuff.  I request that stuff now it's just no one gives it to me.  Fuckers.