SCARLETT AND RYAN GOT MARRIED

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have been rumored to be engaged since January, even though you never see them together, but apparently things are going well because they got married this weekend.  People magazine says…

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex's engagement.

Wait they got married in the woods?  What, like in Braveheart?  What are they, bears, knock it off you idiots.  Guhhhh I hate these GD Hollywood hippies so much.