NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

Last week a report from Fox News said that David Duchovny had entered a rehab for sexual addiction because he was addicted to porn, not because he had been cheating on his wife Tea Leoni.  Today, Us magazine and the Daily Mail say the exact opposite of that.  

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.‘He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,’ a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer.‘She felt it was ruining their marriage and affecting their kids.’According to the source, Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him.

Tea needs to lighten up.  Why you gotta cock-block? In a slightly related topic, I’ve always thought Cinnabuns would be a good name for an African American themed strip club, and last night it occurred to me that The Black Hole would be a good name for a black porn movie.  I don’t know why but all black stuff like this has some punny title.  It’s one of life’s great mysteries.