MORE BRITNEY SEX TAPE RUMORS

Remember about a year ago when Britney looked her absolute worst, when she was fat and emotionally unstable and her skin was a mess and her head was shaved so she wore those ridiculous wigs all the time?  And she dated that fat Arab-looking guy.  Well now here's your chance to revisit that magical time and watch them get it on in a Mexican hotel room.   Oh, I know.  Hot.  The Sun UK says…

BRITNEY SPEARS' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.  Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.  I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.“

A video tape where a white girl gets sodomized by a tubby foreigner in a Mexican hotel room sounds more like evidence in a trial than it does a celebrity sex tape.  I’d expect it to end by her holding up today’s newspaper and a computerized voice tells me where to leave the money.  Thanks anyway though.