IT WAS W’S FAULT

TMZ caught up to David Blaine on the streets of New York today and asked him to explain his ridicules “magic show” last night.  He said the Dive of Death failed because President Bush’s speech ran long and the wind died down.  He said the plan was for him to leap off the platform, fall about 5 feet, then get swept away by helium balloons.  That was the plan.  Fall 5 feet then go for a balloon ride.  That was the Dive of Death.  Keep in mind the average bed is about three feet high, so you may have equaled David Blaine’s death defying stunt spectacular after a bad dream or during an especially frisky love-making session.