EXCLUSIVE: NEW GND DRAMA

I don’t know if anyone cares about more "Girls Next Door" drama, but this crap took me forever so you’re reading it whether you like it or not.  Here’s everything I know as of now, and this is stuff you won't hear anywhere else.:

 – The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door.  Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett.  He and Holly are still together, for now.  Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends.  Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three. – The search is already underway.  Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements.  They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs. – Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends. – Dasha (this girl) is not on the list to replace Kendra or anyone else.  That story was put out by her people.  There is no validity to it. – Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett.  She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it. – Bridgett really has not had sex in three years.  She is dating someone but they have not slept together.  It's not clear why, maybe a lingering sense of loyalty to Hef.  He would not care if she did.  Hef adores Bridgett and wants the best for her, including a happy relationship, as long as its kept quiet for a few more months.  – Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef.  For now.  They have made no decision about their future.  He can't marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully.  She is not sleeping with Criss Angel.  She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys.  Feel free to reread that last sentence and draw your own conclusions.

The hot naked chick here with flour all over her is Kelly Carrington by the way.  At least I think that’s flour.  It's either flour or a ghost just jacked off on her.  I'm not gonna lie to you, I think it might just be flour.