DRUNK AT 13, SEX AT 14, DRUGS AT 15

Back in late January of this year, the uncle of Britney Spears told the Sun UK that Brit has been f’d up for a long time.  He said she was drinking at 13 and using drugs (he claims coke, meth and ecstasy) by 14.  At the time it wasn't clear how credible he was, but now Britney’s mom says essentially the same thing in her new book.   The Sun says…

TROUBLED BRITNEY SPEARS began boozing aged 13, lost her virginity at 14, then started taking drugs at 15, according to a shocking tell-all book by her mum.Mum LYNNE claims 14-year-old Britney then had sex with an 18-year-old high school footballer soon after she quit the TV show.And she had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time.The sensational revelations were leaked last night ahead of publication of Lynne’s memoir, titled Through the Storm.Lynne, 53, tells how she regrets handing over control of Britney’s career to managers and allowing her daughter to be promoted as a sex object in raunchy videos at such a young age.

Poor Lynne.  She feels horrible that Britney had to grow up that way.  That’s why she’s making sure everyone knows every sordid detail of Britneys life.  Every mistake Britney ever made.  Right there in print.  It’s the only way for Lynne to make amends.  Because before people didn’t know.  Now they do.  Here’s an excerpt from the chapter about Britney’s bother Bryan:

Chapter 11.I feel my time in Hollywood also cost me in my relationship with my son Bryan.  I know he often felt alone and abandoned when I couldn’t make a soccer game or sit down with him at dinner.  Hey did you guys know he had a doll collection under his bed?  And I don’t mean as a kid.  He was like 15.  What a little faggot.

I don’t know who gives out the gold medals for parenting, but whatever board that is should let everyone else know the best they can do is second place.