BRIDGET IS THE ONE YOU WANT

Suffice to say that the relationship between Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends is complicated.  Hef and Bridget Marquardt are still married (Hugh to Kimberly Conrad since 1989, Bridget to Chad Marquardt since 1997), Kendra is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett and Holly is rumored to be dating magician Criss Angel (she's not).  But today Hef tells E! all is well, albeit in transition.  

"The reality is the girls and I are all together," Hefner said.  "Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I'm sure there are going to be," Hefner said. "I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret," Hefner said.

I talked to someone at E! last night and she said the reason the Kendra story got out is because other playmates see Kendras fame and the money she makes from appearances and they want to take her place.  Holly’s not going anywhere, neither is Bridgett, but maybe they can get Hef mad at Kendra and he’ll boot her out.  That’s also the plot to "the House Bunny", by the way.  More importantly, according to the person I talked to, Bridgett "wants to fuck in the worst way", because she hasn’t been laid in years.  She knows she’s not really Hefs girlfriend, but she's too nice to sleep with someone else.  So the message here is, line up to fuck Bridgett and her big natural tits, because she’s gonna break someone in half the day she gets out.  She’s gonna be like I was the first time I got laid after an extended dry spell.  Except she’ll have more erotic pleasures and breathless passion, whereas I had more crying and apologizing.

(for the record, the E! source denied Kendra was engaged but i still hear she is.  also, i have some emails out for more on Bridgett and her sex life)