BECAUSE SHE’S SO PRETTY

It only makes sense that a sexy woman like Ellen Degeneres would get hired by CoverGirl cosmetics to endorse their makeup.  I'm lying of course.  E! says…

The Emmy-winning daytime queen has signed on as the latest face of CoverGirl Cosmetics and will star in a new print and commercial ad campaign that's rolling out in January."That's the first thing they teach you when you're a cover girl," DeGeneres said, striking a modelesque pose for her studio audience on Tuesday's edition of Ellen, where she also showed off a picture of her, mid-touchup, during a recent photo shoot."They're putting some lip liner on me—man they love lip liner," she said. "[The makeup artist] was just there for lip liner. I am very, very excited about it. It's a very cool thing, I'm honored, and the photo shoot was 'Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, CoverGirl.' "

Finally.  Ellen’s secret to looking so sexy and youthful.  CoverGirl is gonna be rich.  Rich in money.  Every guy in the world is gonna start buying this stuff for his girlfriend now, because who among us hasn’t said, wow, I sure do wish my girlfriend looked like Ellen Degeneres.

(picture source – splash news)