A JOSH HARTNETT SEX TAPE?

Josh Hartnett is still boring, but slightly less so if this MSNBC story is true…

Hartnett and an unnamed female friend allegedly provided a SoHo hotel staff with unexpected evening’s worth of awkward entertainment.According to a source, Josh and his companion entered what they believed was a secluded area of the hotel, a little-used library, and drew the curtains before getting cozy.“Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,” said the source who watched to actor’s actions on the hotel’s monitor. “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place — the library included.”Several members of the hotel staff huddled around the monitor, but the source said, “No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.”

The story sounded believable until that part.  I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey and we would go to security and watch chicks give guys blowjobs in the hot tub all the time.  In between high-fives and calling her awesome, I assure you we knew where to look.  At her head as it bobbed up and down.  Was Hartnett at a hotel or a Mormon math camp?

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