JESSICA SIMPSON OWNS A BEER COMPANY

August 20, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I have no idea what the hell Jessica Simpson knows about beer, but she's an unquestioned expert when it comes to poorly thought out business deals. Oh hey look…

it was announced today that she will be the new face of Stampede Light Plus, a beer marketed by Dallas' Stampede Brewing Co. as a beer for active people.She'll appear in ads for the beverage and is also taking a 15 percent stake in the company. Jessica said in a statement that she's ''always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people.''

Well la-di-da. 15 percent of a crappy regional beer label. That must be worth dozens of dollars. Literally, dozens.

(picture source = splash, a look at her fist print ad here)

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