JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS A PERVERT

This weeks Us magazine says Jenifer Love Hewitt isn’t fat anymore, even though she’s clearly still fat.  They have two new pictures, and both are from some weird angle.  They must have gotten every fat girl from myspace to take the picture.  Us says she lost 18 pounds, but that would be like 20 percent of her body weight, so unless they amputated her legs and we just haven’t seen it yet, that shit didn’t happen.  It’s sort of insulting when fat people tell you they’re not fat.  Bitch I’m looking right at you, don’t tell me you’re not fat.  I can't remember where I was going with this but the point is Jennifer told Health magazine she wishes she walked around naked when she was 12.  

I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer—and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. Initially it’s shocking, and you think, Whoa, I have to actually think about what I eat and work out double the amount I did before. Then you go, Well, now my body gets to make children, which is so cool. And I suddenly don’t look like a little girl anymore. I look like a woman. How exciting is that? You start to find value in other things.

Oh, so when Jennifer Love Hewitt tells 12-year-olds to prance around in a bikini, she’s a hero, but when I do it, I’m a “sexual predator”.  Whatever.  This country is bullshit man.