DOUTZEN KROES IS THE NEW ANGEL

Normally when you say someone is a new angel, it means things haven’t gone very well.  It means they’re either dead or they’ve been traded to Anaheim, and both of those are bad.  But in this case, it’s extremely good.  Masturbatingly good.  People magazine says…

Victoria’s Secret has revealed to PEOPLE that model Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. Born in Oostermeer in the Netherlands, 23-year-old Kroes scored a modeling contract after she sent her photo to an agency hoping to earn enough cash to buy more fashion magazines. Soon the 5′10″ stunner was filling their pages, gracing ads for everyone from Calvin Klein to Dolce & Gabbana. Her first official Victoria’s Secret campaign, Supermodel Obsessions, launches today in N.Y.C.

This is good news for perverts everywhere.  The Victoria’s Secret catalog does a great job at making their models look forbidden and mysterious, but they’ll never be as forbidden and mysterious as the lingerie models in the Sears catalog.  At least the kids section.