BRITNEY WILL NOT BE AT THE VMA’S

Despite two weeks of rumors to the contrary, Britney Spears will not perform at this years VMA music awards. Us magazine says…

"Britney Spears will not be performing at the VMAs this year. I'm telling you officially and unequivocally," Ryan Seacrest quoted her manager, Larry Rudolph, as saying on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday morning.Rudolph told Seacrest that Spears "is in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and was never supposed to perform at that show."

Damn.  That shit would have been awesome.  Because last year, she actually practiced for like 3 months beforehand.  She did shows and everything.  And she still stumbled around like a tranquilized bear.  To put her out there with no practice would have been legendary.  The lights would hit her and she would kind of yelp and cover her eyes then stagger backwards, as if she were some caveman we just teleported there.