PAULINA RUBIO IS MYSTERIOUS

I don’t actually know who Paulina Rubio is.  I think she’s Mexican.   According in INF Daily, she spent the “afternoon swimming and tanning with her husband Nicolas Vallejo Najera in Ibiza (Spain) today”.  If I were working in a swimsuit store near this and her husband came in, I would fake a Spanish accent and point to Paulina and say, “is this for that dirty beech?”  And he would be all like, “what did you say”.  And I would say, “our beaches are so dirty; people leave bottles and wrappers all over.”  And he would say, “oh.”  And I would point to his wife again and say, “still, I wouldn’t mind getting on that dirty beech right now.”  And it would never get old.