LYNNE SPEARS IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH

The Daily Mail and National Enquirer said yesterday that Lynne Spears, the mother of Britney Spears, ran over and killed a 12-year-old boy in 1975 during a “cannonball run” type coast-to-coast race.  No not really.  I mean she did kill a kid but not during a race.  That would have been awesome though.  Those movies were funny.  

Lynne knocked down Anthony Winters as she turned a corner on a road in Kentwood, Louisiana in 1975.Britney's mother was 20 years old when the accident happened and is still haunted by the tragedy to this day.Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital after he sustained an injury when the accident occurred.Anthony Winters was playing on his bicycle outside his family home.Lynne's spokesperson Louise Taylor confirmed the tragedy: 'Anthony Winters and his friend were in the road on a curve on a bicycle.'As Lynne rounded the curve, she could not avoid the boy in the street, as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane.Lynne was never charged over the death of Anthony, because it was clearly an accident.

Or was it?!? (que menacing dun-Dun-DUN!! music). I used to live on this street and there was always this girl riding her bike really late at night, and for weeks my roommate never saw her but I saw her all the time.  I think she might have been a ghost and I was the only one who saw her because she needed me to do something for her.  I forget what happened after that.  Pretty good story, huh?