JLO HAS TOO MUCH MONEY

The Mirror UK says that Jennifer Lopez, long known in Hollywood to be an insufferable pain in the ass with a misguided sense of entitlement and self worth, has reached a level of materialistic insanity unthinkable even for her.  The Mirror says…

The actress apparently insists on dressing her five-month-old twins in new designer gear every day.We're told: "Jennifer was approached by a charity and asked to donate some dresses for a celebrity auction. She agreed and donated a gorgeous £5,000 frock."She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organisers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits."But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over 1,000 dollars each."

If karma were at all real, and not just a fantasy based on fairies and pixies and dancing candy canes, JLo would get smoosh'd by a comet today, or at the very least pinned to a tree by a car.  Fuck that uppity cunt.  She can afford new legs.