JESSICA ALBA IS BARBARELLA

Let me begin by saying that, yes, that’s clearly not Jessica Alba dressed as Barbarella.  It’s Heidi Klum in an old shoot for British GQ.  I don’t have any pictures of Jessica Alba dressed as Barbarella, despite several hundred letters where I make it very clear that she should do that.  I also explained the benefits of her making out with Megan Fox under a waterfall.  There’s been no progress on that, but this may be a step in the right direction.  Page Six says…

Rose McGowan's breakup with her fiancée, director Robert Rodriguez, could be good news for some other actresses, who could end up with the leading roles she was set to play in his movies.McGowan was hoping to star in at least three planned Rodriguez films – a remake of "Barbarella," "Red Sonja" and "Woman in Chains!""Too bad 'Grindhouse' didn't gross $100 million. Then, maybe, 'Barbarella' would have gotten the green light," said one source. "Instead, the moguls were saying, 'We need a bigger star, a bigger name.' " Jessica Alba has been touted as a possible replacement.

Rose McGowan has a lot to learn about sleeping her way to the top.  She didn’t even get one movie out of this.  She slept her way from the bottom to the upper bottom.  Which is a shame because we think she’s a good actress.  We = me and my balls.

UPDATE = oh wait.  that banner picture is Heidi Klum as Raquel Welch in "One Million Years, BC".  i know what Barbarella is, i just remembered it wrong.  thanks to David and his condescending email for reminding me.