FAIL

I don’t think it’s too much to ask that if Brooke Hogan wants to do some modeling, she figure out how to model.  Look honey this was your idea, not mine.  I’m not asking her to build a log cabin, just figure out some damn poses that make her look attractive.  These pictures are from a shoot to promote her reality show, "Brooke Knows Best", which premier’s this Sunday on VH1.  Needless to say they suck.  That banner picture is probably supposed to be sexy, but really it just looks like she fell down and the camera went off accidentally.  I like to call this, "okay you can breathe now."  In this one she looks like Dennis Hopper in the movie "Super Mario Brothers", a statement which pulls the rare feat of insulting everyone involved all at once.