BROOKE HOGAN MIGHT DO PLAYBOY

The always kick ass New York Daily News says today that Brooke Hogan has been approached by Playboy.  They need someone to bat cleanup on their men’s league softball team.  No not really.  They actually want her to take her clothes off.  

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.But her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, likely won't be too thrilled with the idea. The Hulkster had no qualms about showing off his overbearing paternal side on the now-defunct VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best."Brooke has posed for a men's magazine in the past (she appeared on the cover of FHM in a skimpy bikini in 2006), but has never posed nude."No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.

Whatever.  This bitch will do it.  She's a trampy idiot.  This is what they do.  They show you their vagina for money.  They don’t even have to pay her.  She’d probably do it for a ride home.  I bet that’s more than she usually gets.  Paying her to act like a slut is like paying a dog to chase a squirrel.