AUDRINA PATRIDGE IS PHOTOGENIC

I read an article in Discover magazine one time that said girls with implants are 30 percent more likely to be promiscuous.  Except replace the word "read" with the words "saw a picture", and the word "Discover" with the word "Juggs".  In hindsight it was less of an article about a study, and more of some pictures of this chick with huge awesome tits and then me just assuming she was a whore.  I can’t remember where I was going with this.  Anyway, hey look, it's Audrina Patrdige in some totally spontaneous and not-staged pictures of her big tits and hot ass yesterday in Beverly Hills.  Too bad about her face because her body is unbelievable.  She and I could do it but it would have to be pretty dark.  We could do it in the daylight, but I’d have to wack my penis up against her a few times to get things going, like you do with poppin fresh dough or a road flare.