ANGELINA JOLIE AS CATWOMAN?

For like 12 hours the greatest rumor in the world has been that Angelina Jolie is after the role of Catwoman in the third Batman movie, who some say will be called "Gotham", from director Chris Nolan.  The Telegraph UK says…

The actress, who gave birth to twins earlier this month, is reported to have already made enquiries with film executives about playing the part.  Julie Newmar, who played the feline villain in the 1960s Batman television series, said Jolie would make a fantastic Catwoman should the character be reprised.  Ms Newmar, 74, said: "Angelina would own the part. My industry friends tell me she has already made enquiries about the role. I can understand how it would pique her interest. Catwoman is Batman's one true love."

Unfortunately I don’t think there’s an ounce of validity to this.  I'm sure Julie Newmar is a very nice woman but she's not really in a postion to get this kind of information.  A third script, and as of now it’s not even definite there will be one from Nolan, is years from being completed, and there’s no telling what direction it might take.  But of course Jolie would be perfect.  I think a good idea for the movie would be one where Catwoman, I don't know, steals some diamonds or some shit, and then masturbates in the shower for two hours to unwind.  The End.