WHO THE HELL IS THIS

That was rhetorical by the way. I know who fucking Ashley Tisdale is. I just wish I didn’t. The bitch is ugly, she can't act and she can't sing. Fantastic.  If she can even walk across a room without setting herself on fire or getting attacked by piranahs I'd be astonished. Now this dumb bitch has the temerity to do an album of cover songs, including "Never Gonna Give You Up", "Too Many Walls", "I Wanna Dance With Somebody", and Pat Benatars, "Shadows of the Night". This is insane for a billion different reasons. First of all, Benatars video stars a rugged young Bill Paxton as a Nazi fighter pilot. Top that you whore. Second of all, most of those other people could sing. This would be like if she tried to do stand-up, and had Chris Rock as her opening act.  Finally, the songs are abysmal.  It's just a bunch of beeping sounds.  It's maybe meant to sound techno or dancey, but it just sounds like a robot throwing a temper tantrum or trying to annoy the other robots.

(all the other songs after the jump)