UM, OH, GOSH, YOU DON’T SAY

I like to think I have a reasonably favorable impression of white people, but then Sex and the City made 60 million dollars and I remembered that a huge number of us are fucking idiots.  I love blaming bad things on minorities but that one falls squarely on us whites.  No sisters were putting down 15 dollars to see Sarah Jessica Parker whine about the Prada fairy bag for two hours.  Anyway, Cynthia Nixons girlfriend, that hunk in the gray sport coat above, is a manly dyke.  Shocking, yes?

SEX AND THE CITY star CYNTHIA NIXON confesses her lesbian lover CHRISTINE MARINONI hates wearing women's clothes.The actress – who has been dating Marinoni since the end of her marriage to Danny Mozes in 2003 – once tried to encourage her partner to wear feminine clothes.But Marinoni was not interested.She says, "She only wears men's clothes. She won't even wear any kind of women's shoes."I bought her a pair of cowboy boots that were from a women's department, and she was like, 'Don't do this again.'"

That might be the best barometer ever to gauge someone’s level of gay.  When cowboy boots are too feminine, that will win the gold medal for most amount of gay, and then proceeding to threaten your partner will set the world record.  (picture source = inf daily)