STAR MAGAZINE IS DECEPTIVE

Star magazine says in big giant letters this week that Angelina Jolie collapsed a few days ago, sending her boyfriend Brad Pitt into a panic.  They say…

False labor, soaring blood pressure and high blood sugar — and now another scare for mom-to-be Angelina Jolie and her worried partner Brad Pitt.  "Just hold on!" pleaded panicked Brad as an exhausted and drained Angelina suddenly swooned and collapsed in the couple's rented French château.  That was the frightening episode that unfolded as 7-months-pregnant Angie was making one of her many trips to the bathroom.  "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled," an insider tells Star. "Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her."

Except none of that seems to be true, according to TMZ.  The picture above was taken the same day at the same time as the Star cover photo showing Angelina collapsing, and it was taken May 4th, not May 21st as Star claims.  And she didn’t collapse, she just sort of slipped.  And it wasn't in their French chateau, it was on a beach near Cannes.  No one loves Star more than me but it's important to remember sometimes tabloids just make stuff up.  Like when they did a story about how to pleasure the woman in your life.  My experience proves that the female orgasm is only a myth.