KATE BECKINSALE IS A FAT ASS

You might think a story about a movie showing Kate Beckinsale naked in a shower would fill your heart and crotch with a joy that would never end.  But in reality it's about to end right now, at the beginning of this next paragraph.  The Daily Mail says…

Producers have had to hire a $2,000-a-day nude stand-in after Kate, 34, refused to bare her derriere in a shower scene … a source on her new film Whiteout said: "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body.  The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.  Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans. She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen.”

This is no surprise, because people are always saying how Kate Beckinsale is so fat.  In fact I heard one time she ate a whole elephant.  I read about it in a book called, "Things That Are True".