DENISE RICHARDS IS A … UM … BLACK PERSON

Remember the rumor that Denise Richards used to be a call girl for Heidi Fleiss?  That’s not really relevant to anything but still it was pretty cool.    Anyway, yesterday some voice mails left by her ex Charlie Sheen magically appeared online.  And the guy who once told her to "go cry to your bald mom you fuckin loser" while her mom was receiving chemotherapy is still as charming as ever.  He apologized yesterday, but on the voice mail he said…

"Yeah, I just got your other email and I’m a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a fucking liar. Okay? You're a fucking liar. So, you know what it's like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright, so fuck you."

Well at least he hasn’t burned any bridges.  I still think these two can work it out.