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BROOKE HOGAN IS ALSO MEDIOCRE

June 26, 2008 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

It goes without saying that Brooke Hogan is more tolerable in these pictures from this months Maxim than she typically is, because here she’s half naked and mute.  Also here she’s only 8 inches high, unlike in real life where she’s like 30 feet tall.  I would lose my erection in the time it would take me to get my penis from her mouth all the way down to her vagina.  She’s so big it’s creepy.  One time I saw her stand on a car and swat down a plane.  Swear to god, man.



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