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June 18, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I'm super out of it today, but to make up for it I have some free stuff. As a powerful Hollywood celebrity, I get asked to do giveaways and promotions all the time but they usually suck, and participating would go against my inherent sense of laziness, so I never do anything. But this time someone gave me some copies of "The Hammer", which stars professional dancer Adam Carolla and comes out on DVD June 24th. I'm looking at the disc right now and it says Made in Mexico so you know it's good. Put in the right situation, Carolla is an unparalleled genius, and this movie for him is the right situation. It got 77 percent on Rotten Tomatoes Top Critics, so it's clear that if you don’t think this is funny it's because you suck. They only gave me 5 copies, meaning they spent like 4 fucking dollars to buy me off, but I like Carolla and the movie really is funny so whatever. Just email me if you want a copy. And if you’re a chick and you wanted to send naked pictures to help your odds, by all means go for it.
UPDATE – I'm trying to get some more copies now, so email me if you want and I'll see what we can do. This was a horrible idea by the way, because now i have like 1800 emails.