TARA REID IS VERY BUSY

Tara Reid is in Miami this week, taking a well-earned break from her work on the movie "Vipers", which IMDb describes as a movie about super snakes and commas.  It sort of combines "Deep Blue Sea" with "Anaconda" with retardation with tragedy.  I don’t mean to give away the ending, but it turns out the snakes start killing people.

A set of vipers has been taken by the scientists, and they've mutated them to make a cure for cancer, Then their experiment goes awry, and all these vipers escape into the woods, and they're not only biting people, they're actually killing people, in a little town.

Bullshit like that really takes me out of the story.  Vipers are friendly.  They don’t really bite.  Also, they like lots of big sudden movements and oh hey look there’s a stick.  Poka poka poka.  Do something you stupid snake.