MOST ACTORS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS

Two weeks ago, one of the worst earthquakes in decades struck the Sichuan province in China. It registered 7.8 on the Richter scale, leveled 80 percent of the buildings in Beichuan, and left 88,000 people dead or missing. Why did this happen? The answer is obvious. Because the Chinese government is not nice to the Dali Lama and the Tibetan people. It’s karma. Those people got what they deserve, according to Sharon Stone.

"I’m, you know, not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else.  And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don’t like … that.  And then I’ve been, this, you know, concerned about, oh, how should we deal with the Olympics, because they’re not being nice to the Dali Lama who is a good friend of mine.  And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma?  When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?"

On a side note, Sichuan has an enormous Tibetan population, so an earthquake there would seem to go against Stones theory that karma was striking down the Chinese to avenge the Tibetans.  This actually makes you think karma was out to get the Tibetans.  Why?  Maybe because they suck.  Maybe someone in Tibet needs to get off their tiny donkey and stand up for themselves.  If Tibet wants respect from China maybe the should get a mode of transportation that's bigger than my dick.  Like, golly I don't know, a tank for example.