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May 5, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Mischa Barton is an actress with talent and poise beyond her 22 years, and has the kind of career most actors can only dream about, according to her IMDb bio that she clearly wrote. She also has a lumpy ass well beyond her 22 years, but the bio doesn’t mention that. From the back you would never guess this is the ass of a 22 year old, unless that 22 year old was some kind of dissident who was wrapped in burning tires at some point. She looks like she just pushed her way out of a sarcophagus, and now, crazy with hunger and poised to kill, someone brave has to find and assemble the Lost Triangle of Osiris to stop her.