MARIAH REALLY IS MARRIED

Fox News, the New York Post and E! Online have all confirmed that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carrey secretly got married this week, probably at Mariah’s new house in the Bahamas.  E! Online says…

Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married."Yes, we know," she says. "He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."Linda Cannon wouldn't confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey's new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official."I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him."Earlier today, a rep for jeweler Jacob & Co. confirmed that Cannon shelled out $2.5 million for the 17-carat finger candy spotted recently on Carey's left hand.

What a touching story.  These two kids had nothing but 800 million dollars and a heart filled with love when they got together last month.  It's a tale of romance that will span through time, right up until she gets it annulled next week.