LINDSAY STOLE THIS FUR COAT

Page Six reports today that Lindsay Lohan stole an 11,000 dollar blond mink coat from a party in New York last January (full size of the banner pic here).  A girl sexily named Masha Markova, 22, says she put the coat in a common bin with other jackets while attending a party for Stavros Niarchos at a club called 10ak.  Other guests included Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.  When she went to leave, Markova says the coat was gone and she assumed it was lost forever until she saw pictures of Lohan wearing it in the February 11th edition of OK magazine.  The Post says…

The pretty co-ed said that in the ensuing days, she surfed the Internet and found several paparazzi photos of Lohan wearing the distinctive blond coat hours after the birthday party they had both attended.Also, celebrity blogs posted pictures of the actress party-hopping that night – wearing a black coat before she arrived at 1Oak, Markova said.Club owners vowed to get to the bottom of it, but several days passed with no call back, Markova said.That's when her immigration lawyer, Merrill Cohen, called Lohan's high-powered Hollywood attorney, Blair Berke, threatening litigation.Hours later, Markova said she heard from 1Oak."They were very discreet, never mentioned a name or even the word 'coat,' " Markova said. "They just said, 'We're going to bring you something.' "The coat arrived at Markova's Morningside Heights apartment two days later.Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up.

Oh boo-hoo.  "Someone stole my 11,000 dollar coat!”  Why don't you marry the coat if you love it so much Masha.  Don’t you know that Lindsay works in Hollywood and Hollywood people do whatever they want.  For example, Andy Richter is the Zodiac Killer.  Swear to God.  They covered it all up but everyone knows it was Andy.

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