FUCK YOU JACK BLACK

The cast of "Kung Fu Panda" walked the red carpet at Cannes today (nice film festival you have there fags), which meant the world was once again subjected to Jack Blacks hilarious antics.  Oh, look.  He’s doing a little thing there.  Like kung fu.  Get it?  Because the movie is about kung fu.  And I guess he’s maybe protecting a super pregnant Angelina from the press, who pose no threat in any way whatsoever.  And he’s doing that with kung fu.  You see, the joke begins with the premise of the movie, which is kung fu, so here Jack is doing a kung fu move, thus reminding the audience of the movie.  Reminding people of things = super super funny.  Hey, remember "Patriot Games"?  That was also a movie.  HAHAHA!

I do like the beard though, but only because it makes him look like one of those fat twins on the tiny motorbikes.  He should have come out like that.  See, just picturing that is already 10 billion times funnier than anything Jack Black has ever done.  

NOTE – I accidentally typed Hack Black for the tag but I’m keeping it for obvious reasons.