BRITNEY IS BACK ON TOP

For some unknown reason I’ve gotten Maxim magazine free in the mail for at least two years now, and please believe me when I tell you I’ve never opened even one.  If I wanted to see someone try to look cool, but instead just come off like a total fucking spaz, I would break out my 8th grade yearbook.  Case in point, Britney Spears has made this years Hot 100 list.  According to Maxim, she's the 19th hottest woman on earth.  By comparison, Mila Kunis from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is number 81.  That’s right.  Britney is 4 times hotter than Mila Kunis.  Fox news says…

Speaking of Britney Spears and her reformation, the songstress has successfully strutted her way back onto the Top 20 of Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list — scraping in at No. 19. Seeing as though our gal didn’t even make the cut last year, we’re pretty proud of how far she’s come."… [Britney] still oozes genuine sexiness, and if anyone can make a comeback, it's her," a Maxim editor said.

Um, does she?  Is that right?  Well these pictures are from two days ago.  Britney dresses like a pro wrestler, and I didn’t realize this but she's apparently 21 months pregnant. The only way Maxim could be any worse is if they laced the pages with poison.