WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Last week it was reported that Britney Spears may sign up to do a reality show that follows her through her day to day life. Today the Mirror UK adds to that and says she may actually just be releasing some video dairies shot over the past few months, when her insanity was at its peak.  The Mirror says…

 (Britney) is threatening to release her video diaries, which record her problems over the past six months, on the internet or, worse, MTV.As well as rants about her family and friends, the singer reveals intimate information about her ex, Justin Timberlake, and her rivalry with Christina Aguilera."Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite," we're told. "Her high-profile friends and exes – including Justin – knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive."Although some of it is really sad to watch – especially the parts where she's close to breakdown – others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net.

What?  Whatever.  This shit will be boring. Britney Spears isn't some master story teller.  She'll just ramble on about nothing then start dancing.  Expect 30 minutes of a tubby white girl with a cigarette in her frosting stained hand and wearing inappropriate tiny shorts saying, "Body roll, body roll, uh huh now drop it down low, uh huh, looka ma sexy body, boys love ma sexy body…"