WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Metro UK says that Jennifaa Yopez has asked Tom Cruise to be the godfather to her newborn twins, further fueling rumors that she herself is a closet scientologist despite her repeated public denials. 

However not everyone is happy about the diva's decision, namely her husband Marc Anthony, a devote Catholic, who is said to be concerned about Cruise's mysterious religious beliefs, it was reported.An insider claims despite Anthony's opposition Cruise is over, saying: 'Tom is delighted. Marc wasn't sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids' godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic.'

They also say Cruise is planning a quarter million dollar party to welcome this kids to the world.  And if there's anything better for a baby than an extravagant party thrown by people whose religion is based on intergalactic UFO wars,  I haven't heard of it.  The party can have smoke and laser light shows and a silver space ship come down and open up and then have a guy with a lizard head and silver jumpsuit with a big red X across his chest stand over the babies and welcome them to earth.  Top experts agreee, babies should be made to feel like they're about to die.  Because when (if) they don't, it gives them a nice lucky feeling.