PIPE DOWN HONEY

Jenny McCarthy was on Larry King this week to talk about autism and things got heated when the person who is famous because they’ve practiced medicine for 30 years questioned the medical knowledge of the girl who is famous because she showed her vagina in a magazine once.  Pardon me, twice.

Things got a little prickly when Jenny said that her son, Evan, would not be autistic if it wasn't for medical vaccinations. When one doctor started to say vaccinations are a boon to a lot of families, she cut him off and was bleeped out when she claimed it was "bullshit”Jenny went on to say that doctors are giving too many shots, too soon.  She told King, "Instead of, you know, leaving it as a dead end, you know, diagnosis, I went online and I found a community called Defeat Autism Now. And for 12 years, thank God, this community of doctors and scientists, who have been healing and treating kids with autism, I believed enough — even though my pediatrician at the time said it's all bull — and followed this treatment and my son got better."She added, "And the amazing thing is that I want people to know first off — because a lot of the things that we're going to talk about is vaccines — is that I'm not, nor is the autism community, anti-vaccine. We're anti-toxin and we're anti-schedule."

Yeah okay dipshit.  That's what it is.  You’ve done it.  You’ve cracked the case.  Capable doctors are giving kids autism.  It's like a prank.  Your kid probably doesn’t even have autism.  He probably just doesn’t like you.  Trust me, if we were in the same room, Jenny McCarthy would think I had autism too, as I sat in the corner pretending not to hear her and jingling some keys.