PAGE SIX IS FAIR, DILIGENT

Yesterday Page Six of the New York Post said that a sex tape featuring Bam Margera and the fiancé of Gregg “Opie” Hughes from the Opie and Anthony radio show was all set to hit the internet.  They said…

THE sex-mad "Opie & Anthony" radio show is facing its own carnal comeuppance. Gregg "Opie" Hughes is said to be livid over an X-rated romp starring his stunning blond fiancée, known by her first name, Lindsay, and MTV wildman Bam Margera. A disgruntled ex-employee of the radio duo recently acquired rights to the video from Margera and it's soon to be released on a pay-for-play Web site, reports Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden. "They're doing the nasty – and I mean nasty," Hayden says. Apparently, Opie is so distraught, he's banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show." Hayden says Lindsay was living in Philadelphia, Margera's stomping grounds, when she met him and made the tape "to gain some exposure."

Man, what a sexy story!  Except Lindsay has never met Bam Margera, there is no sex tape, Chaunce Hayden – who used to be a part of the Howard Stern show – has admitted he never saw a sex tape, and replace the phrase, “he’s banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show” with “Bam Margera himself went on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and said the story is 100 percent untrue” (you can hear the audio of Bam on O and A after the jump).  The satellite radio blog Orbitcast (also the source for the picture above) says…

Chaunce Hayden – who was quoted in the Page Six article as saying  "They're doing the nasty – and I mean nasty" – amazingly admitted to FMQB yesterday of actually never having seen the video. The smoking gun was revealed this morning when Bam Margera himself called into the Opie & Anthony show, and denied that the sex tape exists."I think it's nonsense… if I filmed it, I filmed it myself. I never even heard of those dudes," said Margera referring to the ex-employee who supposedly bought the rights from Bam.

I'm all for making stuff up, but I'm pretty sure newspapers are at least supposed to pretend to report unbiased facts.  Like when they said I hadn’t had sex with a girl in three years.  Whatever.  33 months is not “three years”.  Jesus, don’t be so dramatic.